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Here we collect vegan jokes that make you smile
or make you think about your own meat-based diet.
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What's the best way to keep milk fresh?
Leave it in the cow!
*(It belongs to the calf).
Why are most ghosts vegans?
Because it's super-natural!
Why are vegans so admirably frugal?
Because otherwise they'd run the risk of having to slaughter their piggy bank!
What do vegan vampires eat?
Blood oranges!
... and when they've had enough of that,
they also love beetroot.
Why do vegans not eat chicken?
Because theres egg in them!
*(If you eat them, there will be no new baby bomb).
What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegan brother?
Brocco Lee!
What does this fortune-teller reveal to us about the future of human nutrition?
It’s quite clear: the future is vegan.
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Q: Why did the vegan bring a ladder?
A: To reach the next level of plant-based living!
or …
A: Because they heard the celery was sky-high!
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Q: Why did the Cowstart using Social Media?
A: To spread the Moo-Vement!
Q: What's a Vegan's favourite type of Music?
A: Anything with BEETS!
Q: Why are Vegans so calm?
A: Because they know how to keep the PEAS!
Cycling
is vegan riding!
A young banker meets a successful vegan entrepreneur.
Naturally, he wants to make a good impression, so he says:
“I, too, eat very little meat.
The experienced businesswoman replies to him very dryly:
Well, all the animals you've eaten must be glad they're only just a tiny bit dead!
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Joke Question: Social-Media
Why did the Cow start using Social Media?
To spread the Moo-Vement!