Vegan Jokes

Here we collect positive vegan jokes that make you smile
or make you think about your own meat based diet.
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Vegan joke questions

What's the best way to keep milk fresh?
Leave it in the cow!
*(It belongs to the calf).

Why are most ghosts vegans?
Because it's super-natural!

Vegane Witzfragen

Vegan joke questions 2

Why do vegans not eat chicken?
Because theres egg in them!
*(If you eat them, there will be no new baby bomb).

Vegane Witzfragen

Why did the vegan bring a ladder?

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Q: Why did the vegan bring a ladder?
A: To reach the next level of plant-based living!

or …
A: Because they heard the celery was sky-high!

Joke Question: Why did the Cowstart using Social Media?

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Q: Why did the Cowstart using Social Media?
A: To spread the Moo-Vement!

Our future

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What does this fortune-teller reveal to us about the future of human nutrition?
It’s quite clear: the future is vegan.

The vegan brother

What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegan brother?
Brocco Lee!

That makes sense …

Cycling

is vegan riding!

Joke Question: What's a Vegan's favourite type of Music?

Q: What's a Vegan's favourite type of Music?

A: Anything with BEETS!

Joke Question: Why are Vegans so calm?

Q: Why are Vegans so calm?

A: Because they know how to keep the PEAS!

I eat very little meat, too!

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A young banker meets a successful vegan entrepreneur.
Naturally, he wants to make a good impression, so he says:

“I, too, eat very little meat.

The experienced businesswoman replies to him very dryly:
Well, all the animals you've eaten must be glad they're only just a tiny bit dead!