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Vegan Jokes

Here we collect positive vegan jokes that make you smile
or make you think about your own meat based diet.
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Why did the vegan bring a ladder?

Why did the vegan bring a ladder?
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Q: Why did the vegan bring a ladder?
A: To reach the next level of plant-based living!

or …
A: Because they heard the celery was sky-high!

Social Media

Social Media
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Q: Why did the Cowstart using Social Media?
A: To spread the Moo-Vement!

Our future

Our future
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What does this fortune-teller reveal to us about the future of human nutrition?
It’s quite clear: the future is vegan.

The vegan brother

The vegan brother

What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegan brother?
Brocco Lee!

That makes sense …

That makes sense …

Cycling

is vegan riding!

Vegan Joke Question:

Vegan Joke Question:

Q: What's a Vegan's favourite type of Music?

A: Anything with BEETS!

Vegan Joke Question:

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Q: Why are Vegans so calm?

A: Because they know how to keep the PEAS!

Vegan joke questions

What's the best way to keep milk fresh?
Leave it in the cow!
*(It belongs to the calf).

Why are most ghost vegans?
Because it's super-natural!