Vegan Jokes

Here we collect positive vegan jokes that make you smile or make you think about your own meat based diet.
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Vegan joke questions

What's the best way to keep milk fresh?
Leave it in the cow!
*(It belongs to the calf).

Why are most ghost vegans?
Because it's super-natural!

At least the animals have a good live!

At least the animals have a good live!

Human: I only eat meat from happy animals!

It's not easy to persuade happy animals to die voluntarily... That's why wise people and all animals recommend switching to a purely plant-based diet.

The vegan brother

The vegan brother

What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegan brother? - Brocco Lee!