Vegan Jokes: Vegane Witzfragen

All Vegane Witzfragen

Vegan joke questions

What's the best way to keep milk fresh?
Leave it in the cow!
*(It belongs to the calf).

Why are most ghosts vegans?
Because it's super-natural!

Vegan joke questions 2

Why do vegans not eat chicken?
Because theres egg in them!
*(If you eat them, there will be no new baby bomb).