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Vegan joke questions

What's the best way to keep milk fresh?
Leave it in the cow!
*(It belongs to the calf).

Why are most ghosts vegans?
Because it's super-natural!

Vegan Jokes: Why are vegans usually careful with their money?

Why are vegans so admirably frugal?
Because otherwise they'd run the risk of having to slaughter their piggy bank!

Vegan Vampires

What do vegan vampires eat?
Blood oranges!

Vegan joke: Why do vegans not eat chicken?

Why do vegans not eat chicken?
Because theres egg in them!
*(If you eat them, there will be no new baby bomb).

The vegan brother

The vegan brother

What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegan brother?
Brocco Lee!


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